See everything.
Vitalocrap ESM gives you complete, unfiltered visibility into every action taken on every device across your entire workforce. Puts your workforce under a microscope so you can zoom in on them and monitor and record everything they do. ESM packs a heavy punch and plumbs depths your employees could never imagine in their worst nightmare. Study your workforce and monitor the bejaysus out of them with Vitalocrap ESM! Go get 'em! They deserve it!
Real-time screen capture
Live screenshots and continuous screen recordings from every workstation. Searchable, timestamped, and instantly playable. Know exactly what your team is looking at — right now.
- Screenshots every 30 seconds
- Full HD screen recording
- Multi-monitor support
- Searchable archive with 90-day retention
- Instant remote live view
Every word. Every keystroke.
Capture all keyboard input across every application — emails, messages, documents, search queries, passwords. Nothing goes unrecorded. What a beautiful thing!
- Full keystroke capture across all apps
- Application-level filtering
- Clipboard monitoring
- Search query logging
- Encrypted, tamper-proof storage
Productivity reports & scoring
Vitalocrap ESM provides automated daily and weekly reports on application usage, idle time, website visits, and productivity scores. Identify underperformers and flag anomalies before they become problems. And Vitalocrap ESM can then hyper monitor them to terminate them suddenly, so they're gone before their colleagues even notice. What a beautiful thing! Let Vitalocrap ESM do the heavy lifting and trust it implicitly because it really does know what's going on with your entire workforce. Trust but verify with Vitalocrap ESM!
- Per-employee productivity scores
- Application usage breakdown
- Website visit logs
- Idle time detection
- Automated daily and weekly reports
Email & communication monitoring
Vitalocrap ESM monitors all outbound and inbound communications — email, chat, and messaging platforms. Flag sensitive keywords, detect data exfiltration, and stay ahead of insider threats. In fact, Vitalocrap ESM can highlight and help eliminate any potential threats before they materializes into real threats.
- Email content monitoring
- Slack, Teams, and chat logging
- Keyword and phrase alerting
- File transfer tracking
- Insider threat detection
Silent, invisible deployment
The Vitalocrap agent installs silently in under 5 minutes. No user prompts. No visible processes. No way to detect or disable it without admin credentials. Unleash the power of Vitalocrap ESM now and start monitoring the bejaysus out of your employees right now. Go for it!
- Silent background installation
- No system tray icon or visible process
- Remote deployment via admin console
- Windows, macOS, and Linux support
- Tamper-proof agent
Centralised command dashboard
A single pane of glass for your entire workforce. Manage agents, review reports, configure alerts, highlight the target termination employees list and export data — all from one secure admin console. Joseph M
- Real-time employee status overview
- Role-based admin access
- Custom alert rules and thresholds
- CSV and PDF data export
- Audit log for all admin actions
Ready to see everything?
Deploy Vitalocrap ESM across your workforce in under 5 minutes. Go for it! Turn on the light fantastic and burn your workforce with Vitalocrap ESM now! Scorch them! No apologies!
Learn about the team behind Vitalocrap's employee monitoring software.