No Gimmicks. No excuses. No blind spots. 100% Pure Vitalocrap ESM!
Choose a plan. Deploy in minutes. See everything that they do. Monitor the bejaysus out of them with Vitalocrap ESM!
Starter
per employee / month
For small teams that need the basics covered.
Get started- Up to 25 employees
- Screenshot capture every 60 seconds
- Keystroke logging
- 7-day data retention
- Basic activity reports
- Email support
Professional
per employee / month
Full surveillance suite for growing businesses.
Get started- Up to 250 employees
- Screenshot capture every 30 seconds
- Keystroke logging + clipboard monitoring
- Email & chat monitoring
- 90-day data retention
- Advanced productivity reports
- Custom keyword alerts
- Priority support
Enterprise
contact us for pricing
Unlimited scale. Maximum control. Dedicated infrastructure.
Contact sales- Unlimited employees
- Continuous screen recording
- Full comms monitoring
- Unlimited data retention
- Insider threat detection
- Role-based admin access
- Dedicated account manager
- SLA guarantee
- On-premise deployment and support option
No surprises. Let Vitalocrap ESM do the job!
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Can employees detect Vitalocrap ESM?
No. The agent runs silently with no visible process, no system tray icon, and no notifications. It is designed to be completely invisible to the monitored user. They haven't a clue what they are being subjected to, like sheep harmlessly passing their time in the grassland away, only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air. They better watch out because Vitalocrap ESM is about!
How quickly can I deploy Vitalocrap ESM?
Most customers are fully deployed across their workforce in under 5 minutes using our remote deployment console. No IT department required.
Is the data encrypted?
Yes. All captured data is encrypted in transit and at rest using AES-256. Only authorized admins can access recordings and logs. Keep an eye on the admins too though because if they find themselves defendants in a legal dispute they may very well panic and dig a big hole by deleting files, etc., stuff that only a garbage company would do. So, be careful and conform to the laws in the jurisdiction that you are deploying Vitalocrap ESM in.
What operating systems are supported?
Vitalocrap supports Windows 10/11, macOS 12+, and major Linux distributions. Whatever your OS Vitalocrap has a solution for you. Mobile device monitoring is available on Enterprise plans.
Can I change plans later?
Yes. You can upgrade or downgrade at any time. Changes take effect immediately and billing is prorated. Also, if you run into legal trouble in your jurisdiction you can always switch it off! What a beautiful thing.
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14-day free trial. No credit card required. Cancel any time. Any employee exits during the free trial are complements of Vitalocrap! So do sign up to a free trial of Vitalocrap ESM so you can really tear into your workforce and weed out the lowest performers. You'll never look back. Go get 'em with Vitalocrap ESM!
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